I made it to the wedding and it was a great. As soon as I finished my roller ride I showered and hopped into the batmobile (I have heard my car called the batmobile several times and I first figured that people thought the car looked like the batmobile but I later realized they called it the batmobile because they thought the operator was batshit). Once I pulled my pants up after getting by security (OK I'm lying, security was 2 twelve year olds in a golf cart) things went well and Ronda and Dave were married and are now off to the east coast for their honeymoon. A disturbing thing happened at the wedding though. Steve, my other regular blog reader (I have 2) mentioned that my paragraphs were much too long, that I was running on, mixing more than one train of thought into the same indistinguishable blob of words. I was shocked because after the NFP (new fucking paragraph) key was explained to me I figured that issue was done. Apparently not. If my name was James Joyce not a word would have been said but because I am not the king of stream of conciousness writing it seems I have a presentation problem.
I don't know what to do now.
When does one start a new paragraph?
Is there a hard and fast rule or is simply
a perception issue.
And whos perception, the readers or
mine.
I am so confused. I thought the NFP key would solve all my problems but now it
seems it has only complicated things. This should be ea
sier than it has become. Da
mn.
Sorry Gary, your 3rd regular reader goes into convulsions when faced with blocks of text that are denser than lead and I get tired of reading the same line over and over again as I lose my place somewhere in the middle. I guess that is the problem with a stream of consciousness, it is such a stream :)
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